The only forecast worth checking. This funny retirement golf gift tee is for the retiree who's traded the desk for the fairway for good. A great gift for the newly retired golfer whose diary is now wall-to-wall tee times.

⛳ Premium Gildan Softstyle® 64000 tee — soft, lightweight, and built to last.

⛳ Unisex fit
⛳ 100% ring-spun cotton feel
⛳ Breathable comfort
⛳ True to size

Bad Lies Club — perfect swings optional.

🏌️ Softer Than Your Excuses
Premium 100% ring-spun cotton with a broken-in feel from day one.
🍃 Cool When Your Round Isn't
Lightweight, breathable fabric that stays comfortable all 18 holes.
🏆 Looks Good. Scores Optional.
Classic unisex fit for every golfer—scratch or spectacularly average.

🏌️ Softer Than Your Excuses
🌬️ Cool When Your Round Isn't
⛳ Looks Good. Scores Optional.
💪 Built To Survive Bad Rounds
😎 Smooth Around The Neck
✂️ No Tags. No Irritation.

💯 No Bad Lies Here
Every order is backed by our 30-Day Money Back Guarantee. If you're not smiling when it arrives, we'll make it right.
🚀 Freshly Printed For Every Order
Your shirt is printed just for you using premium materials, carefully inspected, and shipped with care.
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